You're a Jedi Annie

You're a Jedi Annie.
I'm a what?
Annie, you're a Jedi.
I'm a what!?
A Jedi Annie.
A JEDI?
Yes, Annie you're a Jedi.
But I'm just Annie.
Well "Just Annie" you're a Jedi.
But I'm just Annie!
No "Just Annie", you are a Jedi.
Listen here Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
NO! Annie, you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui-Gon, I'm just Annie.
Listen Annie you are a Jedi.
No Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
Annie, for god's sake, you're a Jedi.
A JEDI? I'm just Annie.
Noo, "Just Annie", you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui-Gon I'm just Annie.
Nooooo Just Annie you are a Jedi.
I'm not a Jedi Qui Gon!
Annie you are Jedi.
Listen here Qui-Gon you fat oaf! I'm not a fucking Jedi.
For God's sake Annie what is with this language? You're a fucking Jedi.
I don't give a fuck you fat hairy bastard, I'm not a fucking Jedi.
Listen Annie, you're going to go the Jedi Temple and use the Force and shit, and you're going to be fucking pleased about it.
I don't want use the Force you basket hole, shove it up your fucking dickhole.
My fucking what?
Qui-Gon you're pushing me over the fucking line.
No I'm not, you are a Jedi, you're going to go to the Jedi Temple, you're going to use the Force, you'll get a lightsaber, you'll get a fucking ponytail, deal with it, ya twat.

I'm going to fucking put my dick in the ponytail.
I did that when I was younger and that was a bad move, you are a Jedi.
I'm a what?.
You're a Jedi Annie for fuck sake listen to me!
Qui-Gon I've been through this I don't give a bloody fuck what you think.
This is not negotiable, you come with me you speccy bowl haired cut fuck small dick skinny cunt eat more wanker
I'll fuckin set your beard on fire.
C'mon then yer speccy cunt square go like.
I'll fuckin burst ye.
Right you ye little wank stain, if you don't get your act together, I'm gonna drag you to the Jedi Temple. You'll get a lightsaber, you'll get an ponytail that'll deliver your shitey messages, and that'll be that and you'll enjoy it.
I'll fucking gnaw your arm off Qui-Gon.
Listen you, get near my arm and I'll slap you across the face like a little bitch.
I'll pump ye silly.
C'mon then ya cunt.
Suck ma pixie dick ya chubby coon.
I'll rupture your fucking anus with mah massive bear cock.
I'll rip your giant dick off and bash ye across the jaw with it.
Let's go right now bring it on ya little wank.