To be indoctrinated by the raw power and unmatched comfort of Crocs
Person 1: "Did you know Crocs are the most effective form of birth control? heheh"
Person 2: "Shut the FUCK up!!! You're just not based and croc pilled like me... idiot."
The guy on TikTok who got scared by a creeper noise IRL
Person 1: Wait, is that Suncracker? From TikTok?
Person 2: I think it is.
Person 1: HEY SUNCRACKER, HSSSSSSSSS!
Person 2: Stop.