Bidnissman

A businessman in the hood.

Bidnissman: Yo I got that shit for sale.

Mark ass trick: Good for you.

*BANG* ... *BANG**BANG*

Bidnissman: FUCK YOU MOTHAFUCKA

Ninf

Ebonics for "Ninth". Usually used by one's CSS to tell a customer where their transaction may be processed.

"Yo, you got a 10?"

"Yeah, I'm on ninf"

"Ahaht, tru"

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On the hood?

Ebonics for "Really?" or "For Real?" Often used in times of hood calamity.

"Oh shit, cuh, mah boy on ninf just got blasted!"

"Oh shit! On the hood?"

"Yeah mothafucka get yo gat les go!"

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CSS

Acronym for Controlled Substance Salesperson, which is the politically correct term for one that distributes controlled substances such as marijuana, cocaine, methamphetamines, heroin, or any other substance clandestinely referred to as "that shit".

Dad: I WANT YOU HOME NOW!
Son: omg stfu! oh.... wait, my CSS is calling
Dad: Your wut??
Son: My dealer, fool! NOW STFU! *click*

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