Mitt Romney

A very corrupt and evil man best known for flip flopping on every issue known to man. He is also the first walking and talking plastic pancake to ever exist.

"Roe V. Wade has been the law for twenty years and it should stay that way" - Mitt Romney

"If I had the chance... I'd erase Roe V. Wade" - Mitt Romney

Guy one: "Man did you see Mitt Romney debating the President last night? He even flip flopped during the debate!"

Guy two: "Yeah man, he had me craving some IHOP!"

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