alabama rally

A regular rally in Alabama....

That turns into an orgy.

Guy: "Yo did you go to the Alabama rally yesterday"
Girl: "Yeah, it was totally epic. I got a Alabama hot pocket"

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canadian friendly reach

The art of allowing a Canadian to give you a reach around in Canada.

"I was just in Canada, and I got a Canadian friendly reach "

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closet Canadian

Literally anyone in Minnesota

He's from Minnesota. Their all closet Canadians