Rusty Basketball

A sexual act in which you spread a person’s ass cheeks, stick your finger in their ass, pick them up, and spin them around your finger like a basketball.

“Dude smell by finger”
*sniff* what the fuck!?!?!”
“Gave my girl a rusty basketball last night bro!”
“Can you please wash your finger??”

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Cringe-Binge

Watching seasons worth of a television show, when you don't like the show. It's just so dumb that you can't stop

"Dude I think I have a problem"
"What's that?"
"I cringe-binged all the episodes of pretty little liars"
"I'll call the rehab clinic"

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