Mixing Evils

Occurs when a person moves their bowels in a restroom during or after someone else has defecated, and filled the room with their stench.

A concerto of shitting and shit odors.

Drill Sergeant: "ALL YOU PRIVATES NEED TO GET MOTIVATED AND CLEAN THOSE LATRINES! Y'ALL HAVE BEEN MIXING EVILS AND NOT CLEANING UP AFTER YOURSELVES, WE AIN'T GONNA HAVE THAT!"

Live Laugh Love Girl

A female; usually between 7 and 9 on the attractiveness scale. A Live Laugh Love Girl creates her own drama (mostly for attention, but sometimes due to sheer stupidity) and then clings unnecessarily to generic new-age Hallmark phrases which inspire a positive outlook on life- though she as an attractive female has no real negative external factors (except for being popular and surrounded by people who want to have sex with her).

Cody: "Tori, I heard you broke up with your boyfriend over the weekend, are you ok?"
Tori: "I'm fine, I need to surround myself with positive people and positive energy. I'm a Live laugh love girl, you know?"
Cody: "Well I'm positive I'd like to give you a good dicking. What's up?"
Tori: "Well I am single after all... come over at nine?"

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