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Undercarriage Marauder

A testament to ones cunnilingus skills. A shashbuckler of a females nether regions. A pirate of poonani...

Broads be calling us the Sailors of the South Mouth, a regular Brigadier General of the clit ...shit them hoes over there know me as Capt VanGyner the saltiest of all them Undercarriage Marauders.

by Frydae November 10, 2011

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The Fear

The Fear is obtained after a long night of drinking when your holding back a wave of liquid feces, hell bent on burning ones asshole. In this dire situation people look as though they might have seen a ghost and or like they have just witnessed a prison rape.

Khed I drank so much jager tonight...come morning Im destined to have the fear!!

by Frydae November 18, 2011

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