DVAP

Deadly Volcano Ass Piss

That burrito gave me DVAP, I just blew up that bathroom!

Germz

A Germz is the best of guys and can always be counted on. He's easy on the eyes and can always seduce anyone around him with his guitar.
If you find a Germz in the wild, approach only if loaded with chickens wings or a bag of sweets otherwise be prepared to suffer the consequences.

Fun facts:
1. The Germz species are colorblind.
2. Require a minimum of 10 to 12 hours of daily sleep.
3. Germzs should practice bib wearing at all times.

Who has the confidence to get up on stage in Nashville, in PJs and karaoke Never Gonna Give You Up? Duh...only a Germz.