Shartalanche

Severe "brown snow" weather incident. Usually accompanied by gale force winds, and heavy precipitation.

(1) James warned Chris : "If you drink any more real ale and have to visit the toilet, you will have a shartalanche on your hands ..."

(2) Pierre had eaten some bad mussels for lunch. His decision to go off-piste skiing carried a high risk of starting a shartalanche ...

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ripsnorter

The kind of fart that causes extreme metal fatigue ...

Fatus Buttious : Jeez I just cracked a ripsnorter in the hangar !!
Botia Macracantha : Hull breach in sector 5 - get those hatches sealed people, we're going down ...

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mcslurry

Extreme intestinal reaction to excessive quantities of junk food; undesirable final course following a burger banquet.

"Oh man, I think I just sat on my own McSlurry"

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