Brown Broomstick

A man takes a broomstick and shoves into a girl's asshole, takes it out shoves the broomstick back into his asshole, then eats the contents on the broomstick.

Did you see him brown broomstick our teacher?

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D&D

A reflection of fantasy via role-playing characters with pre-determined traits, designated by statistical models, using polygonal dice to randomize the outcome of probable events.

I found D&D impoved my math skills between the second and third grade.

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Shaker

When a man is masturbating and his sexual partner insterts a dildo in his rectum, so he cums as a dildo is in his ass. Therefore causing him to shake.

Man, I really do love shakers!

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Slytherin

To gently insert the penis

I slytherined in her

Crusher

A woman pretends to give a man a hand-job, then takes his testicles and stomps on them. Four times.

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