Kolya

Kolya is a very handsome trustworthy and nice man you can always trust him to keep a secret whatever you tell him and be 100% sure he will not tell a living soul.

All the girls are completely obsessed with him and he gets his pic of anyone he wants.
All the girls are completely obsessed with him and he gets his pic of anyone he wants.

Girl 1:Oh my god I’m going out with Kolya
Girl 2:WHAT!i wanted to go out with Kolya
Girl1:you snooze you loosen

60👍 4👎

Kolya

Kolyas are a bloody legend and will always be there for you.
They are usually very handsome and will have a pick of any girl he wants.

girl1: oh my god I’m going out with Kolya
girl2:WHAT! I wanted to go out with Kolya.
girl1: you snooze you lose.

35👍 4👎

Kyra

Kyra is a very nice person and excellent in bed and has all the boys wrapped around her finger.

How was your date

Good
Did you have fun

Hell yeah
Was it Kyra
No way no one is that good

2👍 5👎

Kai

Kai is a complete dirt bag who only ever thinks of him self and is usually completely gay (not that that’s a bad thing) but a Kai is very Awkward about it and make everyone else feel awkward he is such a jerk.

Person1: Did you see Kai today and he’s annoying I just wish someone someday he’d get beaten up .

Person2: Can’t agree with that.

4👍 6👎

Eshay

And Eshay is an absolute arsehole with no integrity should be beaten up on site.

Person 1: I saw an Eshay today.
Person 2: what did you do?
Person 1: I put him on his arse.

39👍 8👎

Sex

Dude Why the fuck would you look up sex that’s just weird you horny basted

I looked up sex on urban Dictionary man I got one good masturbation out of it

5👍 6👎