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Teletubby

A sea creature that lives in the oceans in Illinois.

Person 1:I am Jesus
Person 2: *whips and naynay*
Person 1: *dies second time*
Person 2: Wyoming isn’t real
Person 1: *reincarnated* I saw a teletubby in illinois

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Domie

When you talk to a chick once about dome and an immediate oral sex connection intertwines them

Mike: are you cheating on me with that dude in your car?
Tia: no he’s just my domie i swear

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The British Pound

Our lord and saviour and leader of the universe.
His penis is gargantuan and his ass is huge.

The Queen: my god my legs have never shaked so hard after a night of fluster bluster like that.
Jake: that was splendid indeed
The Queen: let me examine The British Pound again young man

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