Lee Keltner

To get capped in the dome after punching a news crew and spraying their security guard with bear spray. Bonus if you're a MAGA like Lee Keltner was.

If someone acts like they're gonna pull a gun on me, I'm gonna Lee Keltner their ass.

Umar Zameer

V. To flatten a cop who runs up on you in plain clothes like he's about to carjack you, your pregnant wife, and your toddler.

Named after Umar Zameer, who accidentally ran over plainclothes Toronto cop Jeffrey Northrup when Northrup and his coworkers ran up on Zameer and blocked him in with an unmarked van like they were about to carjack him.

Zameer was ACQUITTED of ALL charges.

Some guy tried to carjack me last night, so I had to Umar Zameer him.