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Pussy Whipped

A friend you wanted to hang out with that night ditches you to hangout with his new girlfriend. Bros before hoes

Always comes crawling back to his buddies when the relationship is over

Dude 1: hey man want to come over and drink a few beers and watch the game?

Dude 2: sure, I'm at the girls house right now. but im coming over im a minute.

NEXT DAY

Dude 1: What happend man, I had to drink the 24 by myself and passed out.

Dude 2: man she wouldn't let me leave, said I had to watch CSI with her

Dude 1: You pussy whipped bitch

Dude 2: I am not, you just jealous I have a girlfriend

by Fuckassbitchnigga November 2, 2009

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