One of the stupidest... phrases... EVER.
"I'm a stupid bitch because I say 'fo' shizza mah nizza'."
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When you're having sex with a girl and her mom comes in, and you pull out and accidentally cum on her. (Preferrably in the eye.)
"Whoops, sorry Mrs. Anderson. I'll
bet that stings."
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