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Squirrel Brain

When you are so dumb the only logical explanation is the fact that your brain is the size of a squirrel.

"Connor just asked where Cancun was located...he is such a squirrel brain"

by FuckgirlMads January 28, 2018


Dumpster Dick

Is a adjective to describe the best cock you've ever had that you are willing to penetrate in a dumpster at any given time. The cock is not only the biggest and best sex you've ever had but it is with the one fuckboy you just can't seem to stop fucking even tho he is truly a piece of shit and undeserving of your high class self

God dammit there goes Rachel again... she's in the dumpster with chad... that must be her dumpster dick!

by FuckgirlMads January 28, 2018

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