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Zayzoo

Word that you say when you are having the best orgasm of your damn life and the next door neighbor gets his old ass out of bed and tells you to shut the fuck up cuz u are screaming that loud!!! Zayzoo O Yea!!

Michelle Jackson Fucked my knotty pirate stick last night lol it felt like a velvet hot pocket was on my cock!!!!! Zayzoo!!!

by Fuckin'Retards April 26, 2010

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Oyster

When you cum in your pants while they are still on making a sloppy stank cookie in ya trousers!!!!

O Shit Bon Qui Qui! I just came in my fuckin' pants cuz susie was grinding on my cane pole and i fucked the shit out of my zipper!Oyster!!!!

by Fuckin'Retards April 26, 2010

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