He is a noob who always says he is a squid. He has a tiny dick and tries to suck it.
A: Oh no, it is Ethan Squid
B: Bruh, a giant noob
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A random noob's dick was trapped in a small hole cuz he try to put it in.
A: LOOK AT THAT DUDE
B: Ethan the squid!
A: ALRIGHT, ETHAN THE NOOB
B: YES, MUCH MORE BETTER