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Safe Space

A place where you can cry or bust a nut without disturbance, typically your bathroom.

*knock knock*

"I'm in here! This is my safe space."

"It's a bathroom, dumbass."

by FudgeBiscuit June 16, 2021


Tooeth

For whenst doth sniveling swine that be-eth thou mortal shalt giveth forthwith praise to our lord, Keanu.

"Praise tooeth our lord, Keanu"
"Lord Keanu, thou art so gracious, I offereth thee soul of mineth first-born child."

by FudgeBiscuit October 12, 2021


Susano

A variant of the word "Susanoo".

In Japanese mythology, he is the badass storm God, and brother of Amaterasu (who is also a Goddess). In the mythological lore, he possesses numerous totsuka swords, one of which he used to slay a dragon.

He's also a playable God in the online MOBA game Smite. League players may be led to believe that he is a distant cousin of the windshitter Yasuo based on his theme, gameplay mechanics, and high mobility, but this is an unfounded misconception as there are clear and distinct differences. For instance: a Susano doesn't need 10 deaths to hit their power spike. A Susano will dash through the jungle to strategically deny camps setup vision, whereas a windshitter will aimlessly dash through creeps in the mid lane to somehow put themselves in the worst possible position, and promptly be killed. Yasuo is very likely just a pitiful, inting imitator of the storm God.

Susano: "A warrior is only as good as the blade he carries."

Their Scared Loki: "Blade? I built 6 physical defense items, teehee!"

by FudgeBiscuit February 7, 2022