Ruler

A tool to see how large ones penis is

“Josh I used the ruler and found out my penis is 18 inches”

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Tanner

A man who goes to the local YMCA to play with the little kiddos. He normally plays with them for about ten minutes till he can resist and has long touch touch time with them. After the touch touch time he gives them cheesey poofs.

“Did you see tanner in the bathroom with that kid”
“Yeah, they were probably having touch touch time”

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