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Slang began when it was noted that gay males tend to prefer the "moustache only" look, which apparently only gay sausage loving dudes and cops sport. One day at lunch, it was noted that two dudes, both sportin' moustache-only look were both wearing straw cowboy hats with frilly edges. Brilliant buddy notes, "Wow, those two must have some serious gay velcro", meaning the moustache hair gets tangled up with the pubic hair when gay dude A is swallowing gay dude B's sausage all the way to the bag.
I can't tell what's public hair and what's my moustache hair after performing some serious gay velcro action on Philip last night.
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The act of violating an orifice with a plunger. Now, we've got two objects involved here, the plunger, and the orifice.
The plunger can be any plunger that is handy. If you are perpitrating a plunger rape, you may not have time to visit the hardware store and pick out something fancy to set the mood. But if you have time, go and check out the plunger aisle. You'll be surprised at the variety of plungers available, colors, styles, sizes (size according to your intended victim).
Now, the orifice: The plunger destination has a lot to do with your mood at the time. If you're in an angry, vile mood, you're going to want to stuff this baddy one of the more uncomfortable holes. Generally, stuff shoved into the hiney is not well received, or so I've read on the internet. If it's a loving, tender plunger rape, like to celebrate an anniversary, you might want to try a location a little more lubricated. I can't hold your hand here people, let your imagination run free.
Things can get nastier from there... there is the NYPD Plunger Rape Special (or NYPDPRS, for short) where the handle of the plunger is broken, and, well, you can imagine the following steps. You may want to break out a drop cloth if you're planning on trying a NYPDPRS at home, or attempt in an abandoned building or the like.
If Jim ever calls me to set up a Browser Based Reporting install again, I am going to deliver a biblical plunger rape on him that his ass won't soon forget.
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Holy water is the lube you use when cracking the virgin asshole of a Christian chick. If you like her, like you'd like to retap that again later, then you want to use you know, whatever quality lube you can get from a gas station as your "holy water". If this is an angry tap, like your dad was real religious and you had some bad religious experiences, then your spittle will be the only holy water that chick is getting that night.
I met one of those kooks at the abortion rally. I'm gonna tear that ass up, but I haven't decided what type of holy water to splash on the bitch splitter. I can tell you one thing, I'm really looking forward to cuming in that rectory.
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The act of defecating on the chest of a willing partner, be that male or female (equal opportunity grossness). What makes the frosty machine special from your tradition "dump on chest" is the consistency of the fecal matter. Traditionally, after eating a bunch of spicy food and washing it down with alcohol, the poo stream tends to get a mushy, "is it a solid or is it a liquid" consistency. When dropping this sort of brown trout on the breasteses, you are accomplishing a frosty machine. Also called a "custard machine".
My new girlfriend is a freak, she actually takes me out for Spicy Thai food, hoping I'll give her a frosty machine that night. I think I am going to ask her to marry me.
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