Fish snitching

Adverb.
An action in which the outcome of a situation could've been disasterous but ended up being badass. Can also be used as a verb.

Verb.
Man, I almost hit that dog on the road but ended up fish snitching the neighbors kid instead!

Adverb.
Look at that douchebag chatting up those high shool girls. He's up to some fish snitchery.