Carl

The ULTIMATE Capper. He’s not someone you want to associate with. He never listens, is more stubborn than the most stubborn person you know.

He makes the worst plays in any game he plays, and above all, he is 100% convinced he’s good at everything he does. That’s why he’s the ULTIMATE CAPPER.

Damn, that haircut Carl gave me? I swear I lost braincells.