hacky sack

A game played by douchebags at festivals like Coachella where asshats in knit caps (whether it is 100 degrees or not), hipster beards, gross sandals, "I Can't Breath" shirts, and khacki shorts play before you beat them over the head with a Louisville slugger.

"I play hacky sack, I listen to Mumford & Sons, I call AC/DC "dad rock," and I am a fucking douchebag!"

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