schmuckdown

A competition of idiots.

(In a bar)
Daug: Yo mama so fat. I pictured her in my head & bitch broke my neck!
Sohn: Can't comment yo mama, coz cows are sacred in our country.
Bartender: *Ugh!* Another yo mama schmuckdown in the workplace. I'm quitting this job!

Fungle

Higher level of being single or worse, depending on the persons view in life being either positive or negative.
FUcking + siNGLE = FUNGLE

Hamlet: Hey 'sup Daug! Still single?
Horatio: Nu'uh...
Hamlet: That's mah Daug! Who's the lucky nigga?
Horatio: No one.
Hamlet: I'm confused, man!
Hamratio: Well better. I'm fungle.

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