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verb~ slang. The act of masturbating then holding down the foreskin and running to the toilet. Used by tidy males* that neither wish to blow in their boxers, have to wipe up wasting tissue or sacrifice a condom, known as a Posh Wank. The foreskin is folded down over the head of the penis and held in place with the index finger. Then at their leisure the man may run** to the toilet and urinate their baby batter away.
*Only works if you have a foreskin.
**You don't necessarily have to run. One could just have a merry wander and have a tipple of drink or a biscuit on the way. It is also easily disguised as most males will often wander about with their hands down their pants.
-First recorded use by Si Hands circa 2005
Aw crap I'm outta tissues I'm gonna have to Plug 'n Run!
Are you actually itching your balls or have I just caught you in the middle of a Sneaky Plug 'n' Run?!?!?
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n~ British slang. {who-blons}
Fifty pounds sterling banknote. Named because the portrait on the reverse of the £50 note is of Sir John Houblon, the first Governor of the Bank of England in 1694.
British variation of the US slang "Benjamins".
While a new £50 note has been in circulation since 2010 showing James Watt and Matthew Boulton, John Houblon's beautiful judge's wig is always the image people know and love.
1. I've been slavin' away, bringing in the Houblons
2. It's all about the Houblons.
3. Check out this playa, waving the Houblons.
4. These threads cost me some serious Houblons
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verb~ slang. The act of having a Plug 'n' Run (to masturbate then hold the good stuff in by folding the foreskin over and holding with the index finger then running to the toilet to dispose of said stuff) but knowing full well that there are other persons in the vicinity that you will encounter on the way. Can be a nice add on after a Danger Wank.
So I'd already had my Plug 'n' Run last night night but there was so many people in my gaff an Zoe was chattin to Majic outside her door, so I just pulled a Sneaky Plug 'n' Run and trotted right down the stairs an chatted to em on the way to the pisser din't I! They jus thought I was bein a lad itchin my balls.
I'm feelin like Bear Grills tonight, I might jus go for a Danger Wank then finnish it off by havin a Sneaky Plug 'n' Run. Result.
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n~ slang. Abbreviation of Parentals meaning Parents. Probably derived from "parental consent".
One of the first recorded uses of the word Parentals was used in the film "Bring it on" in 2000:
"I can't mack on you in front of the parentals" so the shortened version "Rentals" is likely to have come into circulation after that time.
1.Timothy was unable to purchase the deerstalker hat he so wished to buy, for his rentals would not part with the one hundred and twenty pounds he required to obtain such a desired object.
2.Awrite mate u comin daan the chippy or did ya rentals graand ya agen?
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verb~ slang. The act of insulting another.
Used mainly in the south of England.
Are you muggin' me off mate?
She's proper muggin you off.
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adjective~ used to describe something very good.
Used by either extoverts or camp people. Often said with excitement.
First recorded saying; Gemma Lamming, Exeter, Devon, England
Like, oh my gosh baby, that coat is lushorama!
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