vampirefreak

1. A person who is a member of the site vampirefreaks dot com. It's another website for shallow morons who have nothing better to do then follow trends and use the word "pseudo" far too often.

2. A Yahoo Messenger chat room under the category of music.

VFboi22882283: i wnna suck ur bluud. and im not a poser

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Korn Girl

Every person knows, or has seen them, they wear the shirts, hats, backpacks, patches, etc. of the band responsible for ruining a vegetable.

They wear and own tons of merchandise, wear annoying, stupid looking shirts and they probably are one of the following.

1. Wear and wasted that much money on something for a status symbol.

3. They were all out of "goth" kits at Hot Topic.

3. Actually "enjoy" the shitty music.

Damn it, there is this Korn Girl in my class, I can't stop staring at her because she looks so damn stupid.

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bang bang

A phrase that idiotic scene and emo kids put in all their stupid profiles. Usually placed along with a poorly cropped, sparkling 9mm pistol, possibly with some sort of annoyingly colored, bright liquid coming out of the barrel.

Found in the signiture of a Darkstarlings user's profile: "Bang bang baby".

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Second amendment

The start and end of the Republican constitution.

Far too many people: IT SEZ RAGHT THER IN BLACK N' WHITE, RITE TO BEAR GUNS!

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cock dew

Cock dew is the last few drips of urine still in your schlong when you're done pissing.

Some people say if you shake more than 3 times you're playing with it, this is bullshit. We merely don't want cock dew in our pants.

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Bich

What dumbasses in chat rooms call you if you piss them off.

Funker_joe: Shut up, you're a moron sxyb0i420.

sxyb0i420: funker-joe isa bich!!1/

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Flavorice

Popcicles that you get at the supermarket that you freeze. They are manufactured by Jel-Sert.

See: God.

Flavorice is so damn good, I can eat one of the 500 count boxes in a week.

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