Facety

'facetious' to lovers of olde English

"Grandmother: Bwoy, yu bring dat dutty footbottom inna mi house?

Grandson (puzzled): But, Granny, mi put on mi shoes.

Grandmother: Bwoy, yu facety eee? Ooo yu t'ink yu talking to?

Grandson: But Granny ...

Grandmother (interrupting): Bwoy, shut yu mout'. Don't talk when me talking. Cho, too facety!"

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