Blowjob Season

The time of the month when ones' spouse or sexual relation has a useless vagina.

Jermaine : 'Yo Andy, did you bang that chick the other night?'

Andy : 'Na man it's blowjob season, I got some head!'

Jermaine : 'Blowjob season is the best'

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Beer Fly

A mythical fairly like creature that can not been seen by human eyes.

It is said to thrive and lay eggs in areas where there is an alcohol concentration between four and five percent.

Often mistaken as a fruit fly

Used as an excuse by gay chefs to explain why beer has gone missing

Jermaine: Yo Ange mate what happened to my pint it was full when I left

Andrew: Fuck knows mate it's those god dam beer flies again (while wiping his lips after sipping the beer)

Jermaine : God damn you Beer Fly!!!

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