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When you tickle a squirrel's ear and he throws nuts at you.
Her: Why are you all pelted and carrying nuts?
Me: I just did a Tingo!
When you melt butter on your hands and spank someone at maximum effieciency
Him: If I hit a homerun here I get a free chalkery
Her: Deal, you're buns
Him: *Hits piss missile 850 feet*
Her: Crap
Him: A deal is deal
*excessive cry and scream*
When your with your daddy (any kind) and he sharts
Daddy: *sharts*
Her:Oh daddy poo! What a big one you got there
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The smexiest last name to ever exist
Her: Do you know that ginger named Brody Gisondi
Him: Yeah ikr he is so Smexy