Funky

Likes thighs, despises spiders.
Make puns with his name and he will vore you

"You've certainly got your way with children" to Rotom_keeper after he VCed with some kid who muted himself after Rotom joined

Man one: woah, you're a very Funky guy, you gonna uptown funk this place up Funky?
Funky: I will dismember you and dissolve your body parts in acid vats