Moaning

The sound that the female mostly makes during sexual intercourse. During sex, the guy can moan frequently too. It’s caused by a necessary pressure release in the lungs, forcing us to moan because the intercourse is too much pressure especially for girls because they’re the ones that get fucked by the boys. Boys do feel a little bit of pressure too making them moan. Girls commonly moan when they actually get fucked, not when they’re giving a hand/blow job, or sucking the dick because all the pressure is applied when they get fucked. During sex, the girl also may sometimes moan “daddy”. Most girls don’t know why boys like being called “daddy” during sex, but they usually think calling the boy “daddy” makes the boy think he’s got power over the girl, which makes him more motivated into the intercourse. Some girls moan loudly, some girls moan like “mmmh”, some girls moan quietly, some girls moan like they’ve just climbed into bed to sleep, etc... Girls moan in different ways. It could be high pitched, low pitched or more. Boys usually swear while moaning in intercourse. For example, sometimes they would moan normally like “Ohhh” or “Ahhh” or “Oohh” and other times they would go like “Oh fuckkk” or “Ahh shittt” yeah.

*Moaning*

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Audacity

The will or confidence to do something or say something.

Student: *gets out his phone in class*
Teacher: Excuse me, young man! Do you really have the audacity to get out your phone in MY class?! See me after school!

Roblox Sex (sex in roblox)

When 8 year olds are too ugly to get a man or girl in real life so they sign up for an account on roblox with their dad’s email, join some hotel game or club game, find some 7 year old girl and do it with her

Roblox sex (sex in roblox) is basically: what demoon_sleyer58392: hi! come to my room!
pnk_uncorns482: hi! ok!
demoon_sleyer58392: come on to bed!

*moments later*

pnk_uncorns482: ############### so big ###### daddy
demoon_sleyer58392: harder ########## ur so ###### mommy

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Silento

that rapper that was hella famous for his ‘watch me whip watch me nene’ song a few years ago and he wasn’t famous since then but now he’s famous again cuz a picture of him on twitter was leaked proving that he’s gay

Guy 1: Hey, remember that rapper Silento that wrote the watch me whip watch me nene song? Apparently a picture of him was leaked on Twitter and it proves that he’s gay!
Guy 2: Damn, imma go check that out now.

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Among Us

That popular game that the year 7-9 kids in secondary are constantly talking about and making memes about it that first of all it makes me lose my brain cells and second of all they’re less funnier than women

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear that there’s this new game taking over Fortnite?
Guy 2: Yeah, I think it’s called Fall Guys.

Fall Guys: *puts on sunglasses* Hahaha yes, I have all the fame!!
Among Us: *comes banging into the room and tackles Fall Guys to the floor* You sure about that bro?

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Poop

the stuff that comes out of your anus for the next 6 hours after eating 3 rounds of Taco Bell

poop in a nutshell:

*goes and eats at taco bell*

*moments later*

*arrives home*

my toilet: ah sh**, here we go again

Rizz

Rizz is a person’s skill/level of ability in flirting with the opposite gender. It’s mostly a slang term used among the younger generation and mostly used on boys.

Guy 1: “Hey bro, I dare you to rizz up that girl over there.”
Guy 2: “Rizz her up? The heck does that mean?”
Guy 1: “Basically try to convince her to give you her number or ask her out or something, dude.”
Guy 2: “Alright, bet. She is my crush anyway.”

*the next moment*

Girl 1: “Hey..”
Guy 2: “Hey, so, I-I’d like to-”
Guy 3 (in the distance): “L RIZZ!”
Guy 4 (in the distance with Guy 3): “He’s just anxious, dude. I think his rizz is a W, not gonna lie.”
Guy 5 (watching from close by): “Negative rizz, hahaha!”
Guy 6 (watching from close by with Guy 5): “Bro’s really trying to rizz up the most popular girl in school.. what a mistake!”
Guy 1: Well, that didn’t go so well…

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