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An old rusty school bus with no tires and just a few windows. This luxury item was either purchased at a junkyard or was acquired from squatting the land from a Yankee. Usually found in the front yard of a small-town or southern rural area.
Cory: Every morning this week on my way to work, I've driven by Gobbler's Knob and seen Bubba staring out of that Redneck RV. MaryBeth kicked his sorry as out of the double-wide again.
Jillian Paige: That fuckin' Ghetto Hillbilly should be thankful that he has that luxurious Redneck RV. That son-of-a-bitch shouldn't of knocked up MaryBeth's 15 year-old sister.
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The use of a catch phrase from at least 10 years ago. Thus trying to revive a long faded part of society's ligo. It's over man. Just let it die off quietly.
Brett: I think I'll go catch a few drinks tonight while the wife's out-of-town.
Clifton: Word, you're are so lucky you're wife lets you go out. Mine's got a death-grip on my testicals. Cool Beans.
Brett: Seriously, you're a fucking Ass-Clown. Don't you realize that you're Cliftonism usage is out of control. It's 2008, for FUCK'S SAKE MAN. The 90's are dead. Let it go man.
Clifton: Shut up Brett. You're a Gay Douche Bag.
Brett: Once again. You've proven my point.
Thus concludes the Definition of a Cliftonism. Use it liberally and often.
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A individual who is such a damn-ass hillbilly that they have been evicted from all the local trailer parks.
He now resides in the closest possible place they could drag the Double-Wide Mansion on wheels with his cousin Bubba's Riding Lawnmower.
Steven: I got kicked out of "GOLDEN ACRES" and "CASAS DEL AMIGOS".
Jimbo: You Ghetto Hillbilly. They kicked you out of the mexi-roll villa. Them illegals ain't even got no Green Cards. Where the Sam-Hell you and Bertha gonna live?
Steven: I'm livin' at the intersection of Hwy 99 and County Road 31. Bubba's fuckin' John Deere broke down on my way to the park. I was tryin' to squat on that fancy Government land. They's got toilets and showers. God damn Fancy-Pants Bastards.
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n.) A semi-normal chunky hispanic girl. This little slut started off as the illegal maid you hired under-the-table for $5 a week. Once you have defiled her and performed all the sick sexual positions you can think of, that your girlfriend wouldn't dream of letting you do. She usually ends up getting passed around to a number of a your friends before you are completely disgusted by her and call the INS on her illegal ass.
Brian: I can't believe that Celeste is gone, dude. That crazy bitch could Suck-The-Chrome-Off-A-Buick.
Jimmy: I know. That was the cleanist my house and cock have ever been. It's too bad that Jillian caught her cleaning out my pipes. She was the best Mexi-Roll a man could ask for. The fuckin' INS showed up 15 minutes later and hauled her ass away.
Brian: Oh well, dude. Mexi-Rolls are a dime a dozen right now. Jasper T's been smuggling them past the border. I think he's got 5 more locked in his basement.
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