your dick

The smallest thing that has existed

"Dude, your dick is smaller than an atom"

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Kanye West

An important figure in Hitler's inner circle, responsible for giving Hitler the idea of the Holocaust. He betrayed Hitler on January 27th, 1945, by helping the Soviets free Jews from the Auschwitz concentration camp after he had watched "21 Jump Street" and realized that one of the actors was Jewish. In 1947, he was extradited to the U.S. to face charges for his actions during 1939-1944. He was declared not guilty by the judge due to his actions on January 27th. In late 2022, he started to become involved in Nazi culture again before rewatching "21 Jump Street." He can now be found living out the rest of his days in Argentina.

Hitler: "Kanye West ist ein Verräter!" (translation: Kayne West is a traitor!)
Bormann: "21 Jump Street war allerdings ziemlich gut" (translation: 21 Jump Street was pretty good though)

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