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Pull a Suge

When all else fails, and the enemy of state is on the horizon-a beam of light shimmers against their weapon of choice-you “accidentally” commit vehicular manslaughter; except in this scenario you’re doing the world a favor.

Enemy of state: what a shitty ride, he must’ve bought it off EBay

Anyone in their right mind: I’mma Pull a Suge and bounce!

by Funny-Face October 24, 2023


Glizzy Cruise

The same phrase “get your dick wet” modernized for the next generation

Blissany: what are you, some kind of magician?
Gigachad: Just getting ready to sail this Glizzy Cruise for you

by Funny-Face October 25, 2023


Jib

The way someone dances/rides and shows enjoyment before, during, or after sex.

Some Guy: The way my girl jibs on my cock is incredible >.<

Trick: I’m glad you’re so fond of me, but I hope you won’t be missing that hundo you left on the counter ;3

by Funny-Face July 19, 2024