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Jasmine

Jasmine is a very unique type of person. Her favourite phrase is "your Mum" and she is really horny for dick. She is the gayest bitch you will ever come across, however, she is honestly the most funniest, kindest most beautiful girl as well. You should always cherish the Jasmine that you have as they are so different from the rest. She is also a good driver. Pro tip hide your Mums, cause she'll find them and bang them.

Friend: "Hi Jasmine, how are you going?"
Jasmine: "Your Mum"

by FunnyTeHeHe March 9, 2023


Aaron

Aaron has big dick energy. Always fun to be around, you'll never get bored when you have an Aaron. He always wants to spoil his loved ones and make the most out of time spent with them. When Aaron goes home you'll feel so lonely because he makes everyone laugh when he's in the room. He's super sexy and a bedroom god, he makes you feel things you never knew you could feel. Get an Aaron he's a blessing.

"Hey do you know Aaron?"
"Yeah mate, he's amazing!"

by FunnyTeHeHe March 9, 2023


Cockwand

When you use your boyfriends dick like a you're in a harry potter movie.

'Expelliarmus! This cockwand is huge!"

by FunnyTeHeHe March 9, 2023


Alennah

Absolute definition of beauty. Everyone loves an Alennah. She's sexy as and makes you obsessed instantly. If you become Alennah's boyfriend consider yourself blessed, she'll spoil you in every way imaginable. She's a goddess in bed too. Don't get on Alennah's bad side though, she doesn't back down from a fight and she's never wrong. If you're hated by Alennah you may as well stop existing. Go get yourself an Alennah, you're missing out otherwise.

"Oi do you know that Alennah chic"
"Yeah mate she's so fucking hot"

"Hey didn't you and Alennah get in a fight?"
"Yeah, I'm going to kms now"

by FunnyTeHeHe March 9, 2023