snoring time

Going to bed /sleep.

A term used mainly by old people.

it's 12 o'clock!! It's snoring time!

Jeepers creepers

An old person word meaning, holy fuck! Or holy shit balls!

Old granny see’s a spider: Jeepers creepers that thing is huge!

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Twerking

The motion of a woman, preferably a hot Latino chick, jiggling her ass cheeks up and down, hoping to make the hot boys pepe to go up, and hopefully smash later.

Guy: holy shit look at Vanessa twerking over there! I’m definately gunna smash her brains out tonight

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Bed

Where kade fucks his cat

Kade... were you fucking your cat in your bed again? Get a girlfriend bitch!

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Weggie

When your underwear/gonch/panties/undergarment/bum holders go up your ass crack and hurts like a bugger

I have such a bad weggie!!

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Jerry

A name used to explain a joke, but turns embarrassing very quickly when your friends video tapes it.

Girl: hey wanna heat a joke? Watch!
*Hitting her ass*
“Fuck me jerry!!”
Friend: Hahahaha bitch I recorded that!

Cannonball

A “dive” in which you hold your knees to your chest and hit the water with your fat ass with as much force as possible, with the pout pose if creating as much splash, thus soaking everyone in the near vicinity

That cannonball your mother just performed strangely reminded me of the movie “Deep Impact”

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