Jurassic Pork

A policeman who is over 60 years old. This unretired cop has an ability to retire after 25 years with a full pension, but has such a fear of losing his power he just won't retire.

Jesus Christ, did you see the age of that cop? He's going to write me a ticket for doing 60 in a 50.
Yeah, that's definitely Jurassic Pork. What a douche nozzle.

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Faith Head

Someone who holds irrational religious fundamentalist beliefs and no matter what evidence is provided to the contrary will never change.

Bill: Hey George did you hear that geneticists have discovered the "gay" gene?

George: Bullshit, the devil makes them that way and it is my job to cleanse them of that evil!

Bill: George, you are such a faith head!

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