boot cut

An ugly, useless, and gross person. Based off of the boot cut jeans, which are also ugly, useless, and gross.

Girl 1: That dude is such a boot cut.
Girl 2: I know. He is so ugly, useless, and gross.
Girl 1: Just like boot cut jeans, which are also ugly, useless, and gross.

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Push and pinch

When you need to take a fast poop, usually in a public setting.

I had coffee with dessert and had to do a push and pinch before we left.