Crop circle

When someone with a lot of body hair shaves their pubic hair but leaves the surrounding areas untrimmed.

If I shaved like that it would look like a crop circle.

gordon

When shopping, if you pick something up and then decide that you don't want it anymore while you are still shopping, you toss it in some random location (not where you found it), and you have gordoned your item. People commonly gordon items because returning them to their original locations is just too much effort. Besides, it's someone's job to replace items so people who gordon things are actually helping the economy.

Guy: Do I really need another man purse?
Girl: Not so much.
Guy: Do you think I should gordon it?
Girl: Sure do!
Guy: Done! (as he randomly tosses item in nearest bin)

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linkjack

To submit a page that links to some content of interest—rather than a link to the content itself—to an aggregator (reddit, digg, etc.), presumably to drive traffic to the intermediate site.

He submitted a direct link to the video under the title “Video of dog farting (non-linkjacked version)”

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cave and shave

The act of shaving one's head after admitting the futility of attempting a combover or similar baldness-concealing measure.

I'm sure glad Steve decided to cave and shave. That combover was getting ridiculous!

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