Jens

Jens is the most boring name ever, and he will never get a girl. Jens mostly jerks off at school and at home in his moms basement.

If your name is Jens I am sorry for you.

"Omg Jens is jerking off again"

"Fuck me in the ear and call me Jens"

Kids

Little people often between the age of 4-17 but found even at the age of 42
Often found in Thailand factories
If your kids tell you that you are a poopoo don't be scared.

" Fuck the kids got out of the basement"
"Jerry how many kids did you kidnap?"