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Smiling Like a Dog Shitting Razorblades

A term used to describe a situation where one needs to smile or act happy even though they are in severe pain physically and or mentally. References how dogs (most dogs) facial expression remains the same even when they are in pain. Usually used to describe an unpleasant interaction with authority.

Another variation of this phrase is shaking like a dog shitting razorblades

"The boss was screaming right in her face but she just stood there smiling like a dog shitting razorblades."

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018


Street Worm

A very obviously depressed and isolated person stuck in big cities like Chicago or NewYork. They walk up and down streets and alleys usually in the rain, cold, or early morning since the streets are less populated. They wander busy streets and alleys often tilting their face toward the sidewalk to avoid possible eye contact with others and usually use alleys to avoid people all together. They "worm" or "snake" their way through the city and can usually be identified by the cold depressed look on their face as they quickly move in contemplation.

Street worms aren't just homeless people or depressed hipsters. They can be people of all walks of life who just are clearly in some kind of depressed state and are trying to avoid people even though its almost impossible in major urban areas.

"These art school alley ways are usually flooded with street worms especially when it's raining"

by FutureGhost November 13, 2018