Splat

some guy who waffles for endless hours about random crap while everyone tells him to shut the fuck up

Splat: i cumed into a jar last night for a girl...
Luigis: SHUT THE FUCK UP SPLAT

Luigis

Someone who wants to fuck robot girls such as Aigis

Gimzie: Where can I find robot girls.
Explos: ok Luigis

Triangularfish

someone who wants to date christian girls and wants to have sex on the beach or some shit idk

Cybro: anyone want to come to the beach with me?
Casini: ok triangularfish

r8 the moo

the most halal man you will ever meet on planet earth

reddo: ok im gonna go send some feet pics
Mullkaw: you need r8 the moo in your life instead

meatball132

Some guy who loves to sing about trains and pretends newer dx isn't dead!

Shibboleet: Meatball132 how is newer dx
Meatball132: its going well (cries internally)

Casini

Loves tf2 girls ass and makoto ass and wants good minecraft updates!

Anon: *posts makoto ass*
Anon: Ok casini

trifish

Some guy who waffles about his wealth (from his parents) and gets dumped by girls every 2 weeks.

Trifish: just picked up a new girl from school lmao. Time to have sex bitches.
hus: SHUT THE FUCK UP TRIFISH