GUD

Someone you meet who's marriage material except that live light-years away from you. They are Geographically Undesirable. GUD, GUDS
Pronounced- (G·UH·D as in mud)

I met this amazing chick on the cruise....Turns out she's from Guam. I always fall for the GUD chicks.

You ain't lying broseph, I met plenty of GUDS while stationed abroad in the military.