Pork Sniffles

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

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Ass Antlers

A type of tattoo, usually worn by women, on the lower back and branching upwards from the buttcrack. From the original German "Arschgeweih".

I could see her ass antlers poking up above her little thong.

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Rhinorocepig

A Rhinorocepig is an unusually ugly, fat, squalid and generally horrible woman. Initially heard used by a certain British IT specialist in Switzerland and rapidly finding popularity, it is normally employed in bars to refer to females who are so thoroughly beyond the pale of what is acceptable to look at, nevermind pick up, even when under the influence of beer goggles that any red-blooded gentleman in the room will inevitably come close to retching rather than even imagine the possibilities inherent in sexual relations with such a beast.

Bears a close relationship to swamp donkey and rhinocopig, although the latter is a more generic application of the same concept.

By jove, Smithers, a prime specimen of the woolly-buttocked rhinorocepig! Put away that beef torpedo, she looks ready to attack!

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LOLwaffe

The German World War II predecessor to the ROFLcopter.

Sir, the anti-aircraft gunners are still cracking up over the last LOLwaffe attack!

Tattoo's

Ink applied under the skin with a tattoo machine

Tattoo's...That stuff that crazy people, that like pain, get when bored hahaha

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Bacon Lung

Swine flu.

Since I caught the disease, every time I inhale I hear an oinking noise in my chest. Must be a case of bacon lung.

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flawyer

An absolutely awful attorney.

I had to fire my flawyer after he kept arguing for me to plead insanity when I challenged a parking ticket.