netflix and work

To secretly watch Netflix at work.

So glad my computer faces a window so that I can Netflix and Work.

Harry Daniels

Balls.

I just got kicked in the Harry Daniels.

I have a pain that goes from my Carrie Anus to my Harry Daniels.

carpfit

A valid response to anyone who talks incessantly about CrossFit.

Person A: CrossFit is the only way to work out. You should CrossFit because I CrossFit and everyone who wants to get healthy does CrossFit. CrossFit.

Person B: That's ok, I CarpFit because I work out however the fuck I want to.