Woofer

Someone who says their hobby is skydiving, but they’ve only done tandems and jumped once lol

Guy 1: Jim is so cool, he skydives every weekend!

Guy 2: Jim is a woofer, he did one tandem

Guy 1: what a liar

Skygod

An amateur skydiver that thinks he’s hot shit but is actually dog shit. Don’t listen to this guy he knows nothing and is garbage.

Jeff is so good at skydiving, that’s why we call him skygod