farmie pork

a farmie pork is when you see a city slicker on farmersonly.com so you gotta shove a pig up your ass to assert your americanism and drive them Ol' City Slickers back on to their religion. The farmie pork is the pig after the butt stuff

John: "Yeah dude I saw me a City Slicker on my here tinder sort app"

Jim: "Did ya show em a good Ol farmie pork stuffin?"

John: "You bet ur sweet ass I did Jim"

Jim: "Just kiss me already nigga"

ync

you need chill

Bobby: "Dude I swear there were like 12 chicks hoping my junk last night bro"

Sebastian: "ync"

Bobby: "Ok fuk u nigga"

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