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To prolapsturbate is to sneakily slip your hand inside the prolapsed anus of your beloved while hitting that bitch doggy stylee, and feel your pork hammer through the vaginal wall, which gives the illusion of tightness.
Steve: hey jarrod how was last night?
Jarrod: pretty good Steve, I met a new girl at the smarter parlour.
Steve: did she have Alabama rot like the last one?
Jarrod: no way, I checked first, she did have an amazing prolapse though.
Steve: oh that's really nice, I hope you enjoyed your prolapsturbation then jarrod.
Jarrod: I did Steve, she's a keeper, she's my little glove puppet, I think I'm in love again, you know I love to prolapsturbate.
Steve, that's good jarrod, you deserve a nice girl.
An infectious skin condition on whore dogs which is contracted from butt munching, similar to herpes but it's insanely hard to shift.
It usually starts around the mouth and goes down, like most dirty girls.
Reggie: "Hey jimbo, I ate on ur mom last night and I think I got that there alabama rot on my chops."
Jimbo: "you stupid twat reg, I told you my mom was riddled, she's a regular at the smattoo parlour, you best be cutting your lips off to stop the spread dude."